Thursday, September 04, 2008

What is wrong with you, Roger Federer?

He had to go into 5 sets before he could clinch a place into the quarter final at US Open?



Dey thambi, ape masalah lu haa?? Could it be that you need some changes like:
  1. New girlfriend
  2. New coach
  3. New attitude
  4. New hair style
  5. New spirit
  6. ETC....

And yeah, even John McEnroe thought that it wasnt you, it could've been an impostor playing you. Perhaps the new title: World No.2 made you somewhat "incoherent" with your game? 2008 definitely isnt a great year for u innit? bagus jugak kan, dari asek menang jer since 2003 to 2007 except that 2005 Australian open and not even once in French Open. Am i lamenting your inconsistencies here? Naahh....u have just proven yourself a normal human being and that you are aging? They said that 21 is the middle age for tennis though i doubt Martina Navratilova and Andre Agassi would even want to hear about it....Such a gleeful (or horrible?) remark from some people who thinks that since you are now one of the tua species on the tennis court, u aint got the glam and that youthful power anymore kot?


If you are asking me who's the favourite to win, I'd say like i give a tiny rat ass. I love watching the Game and if its meant to be another fella's or another lady's winning trophy, then so be it. Serena Williams just beat her sister Venus, and now aiming for her trophy too having lost her Wimbledon trophy to Venus. OK la, apa2 pon balik2 Williams sisters jugak dapat nama whether its Miss S.Williams or Miss V.Williams.


And what the hell happened to the one time Australian Runner up Jo Wilfried-Tsonga? He's funny on court though. Prolly you need to go down under more often to keep your cool?

Dinara Safina although she aint as gorgeous as her brother Marat Safin has proven to be quite entertaining on court too with those "come on" screams.....eh, whats "come on" in Russian ha? I better ask MJ for it.

Elena Dementieva is such a girly-girl on court but she's one tough bird. I just find her grunts sounds like some happy orgasmic shriek: ooommmwahhhhh...oooopphhwahhh....I almost didnt notice her earlier days but lately she just got better and better. One thing for sure, her more famous Russian compatriot, Maria Sharapova is no where near the court la...sebok modeling kot or pouting somewhere nursing her bruises/injuries/poor performance? She will do a comeback for sure, upping her game but with the same loud grunts that are so synonymous to her .

Aaahhhh this middle to upper class or should I say those with middle to high income kinda sport that is Tennis. I just LOVE it!

2 comments:

Valisa said...

I can't stand Dementieva. She is such a whiner. She used to whine about Sharapova being too loud in court and Look who's SHRIEKING now? And She keep looking at her Mom.

Roger must dump that Marieka - eek all she does on the box is chew gum! Even Gwennie and her hubby were more supportive and excited for federer during wimbledon.

AND FEDERE MUST KICK NADAL'S BOTTLES!!!

ManaL said...

Valisa,

Is she so....yeah she was like screaming in russian whining and all and went walking kangkang2 like that around the court....but thats her trademark i guess. Oo...she dissed Maria eh...popot (as in pepet) calling the kettle black eh?

Hold ur horses there valisa...u wanted Fed to win that much eh? Yup, I never really keen on his tubby-lady hence my 1st choice for a big change in his life!