Wednesday, June 20, 2007

More on protests against the knighthood conferment

Hmm....why is it that this news does not appear in any of the local papers including latest updates but already published by Reuters World News just over 1 hour ago???

And of course, since it is part of the PAS members street demo in front of the British Embassy, this incident was also reported in their website, Harakah Daily.




Here's an excerpt of the news:


KUALA LUMPUR (Reuters) -
Supporters of Malaysia's hardline
Islamic party protested outside the British embassy on
Wednesday against the award of a knighthood to Salman Rushdie,
whose novel the "Satanic Verses" outraged Muslims worldwide.


Chanting "Destroy Salman Rushdie" and "Destroy Britain,"
some 30 members of the opposition Parti Islam se-Malaysia urged
Britain to withdraw the honor or risk the consequences.



"This has tainted the whole knighthood, the whole hall of
fame of the British system," party treasurer Hatta Ramli told
reporters after the party handed a protest note to embassy
officials.



"The British government must be responsible because it has
created a sudden feeling of anger not just on Salman Rushdie
but on the British government," he said. "They have to bear the
consequences." he said.



About 40 policemen, including a dozen armed with batons,
stood by. A spokesman at the British High Commission was not
immediately available for comment.



Rushdie, whose book prompted late Iranian leader Ayatollah
Ruhollah Khomeini to issue a 1989 fatwa death warrant against
him for blasphemy, was awarded a knighthood last week for
services to literature in Queen Elizabeth's birthday honors
list.

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Anyways, this knighthood award has been gaining a mixed reviews even amongst the British themselves. But somehow, organizing street demo by chanting "hancur Salman" ( destroy Salman) and "Jahanam Britain" (Go to Hell, Britain) shows the typical emotional response from the hardliners just like their Indonesian brothers. But of course, those Indonesian hardliners go way over the board, rather on the extreme end by burning things, destroying valuables or anything along the way just to accentuate their anger demonstration.

Why are they chanting "Jahanam Britain" for? Why the country itself? There are like over 3 millions of their muslim brothers and sisters there and they are also british. Why cant they write: "We stand united against this knighthood conferment" or something like that on some banner? Typical hysterical act.

Oh and by the way, I need to learn on how to post the exact photo-feed of the online news on my blog. Can anyone help me here? Zewt, Idlan, Zaki, anyone?

Monday, June 18, 2007

Karen Armstrong: First appearance in Malaysia


I was actually so very interested to come and listen to Karen Armstrong' talk at the Mandarin Oriental Hotel last Saturday. However, at this state of broke, I have lost the motivation to go out much unless if i had to, like to work and so on. Seriously, I am hoping that my financial state will get rectified soon by next month. It is just horrible living under the notion that u r almost totally lost your financial freedom.

Sure, credit cards are the only backups I have right now. But they are meant for more important expenditures like car petrol. I have to just lay low and wait till my supposedly new change of salary status will materialize. Life kinda suck when u r so skint. But i am grateful anyway that i consider myself lucky that i can still breathe and eat and walk and talk and move and pretty much do the normal things.

Anyways, I admire Dr. Karen Armstrong for her willingness and her courage to speak her mind on the comparative religions in a rational sense albeit being a Christian (or ex-nun). Although some of her books have been banned in Malaysia, of which i think was super-ridiculous that the public weren't given the chance to read about Islam from a neutral and wise non-muslim's point of view, she still made her appearance in Kuala Lumpur to speak about the role of a religion in the 21st century.

Just as Malaysia still fresh from Lina Joy appeal case that has caught the world attention on how Malaysian judiciary system deal with personal interfaith issues when it comes to dropping the word "Islam" on Lina's malaysian identity card (mykad), Armstrong's view on Islam in general should be taken into the perspective with all due respect. I used to admire another prolific non-muslim scholar, Professor Edward Said, a Christian Palestinian who had never ceased to fight about what he deemed right with respect to the whole Palestine-Israel issues. But the wise man has left the world in 2003 due to chronic leukemia. One of his infamous books is "Orientalism".


I have found this article from NST on an interview with Karen Armstrong and her takes on the perception of Islam and Muslims:




Karen Armstrong has studied religions for more than two decades and what she has learnt from her scholarship is not difference, but compassion. ANIZA DAMIS speaks to her about Muslims, and why she is a passionate defender of Islam


Q: You are constantly talking about how Islam is spoken of negatively, and you defend it. Why?


A: For many reasons. In my own life, I’ve known how painful it is to be misrepresented. Second, it offends me intellectually.

It gave me a feeling of dread, because it had been the faceless defamation of the Jews in Europe that had made it possible for Hitler to create the death camps. That was a tremendous shock to European and Western sensibilities. We’d prided ourselves on being an enlightened people. And yet we seem to have learnt nothing from it.


Now, when articles and inaccurate, unfair portrayals, even unconscious defamation of Islam happens, it goes on the airwaves immediately, onto the web, and it convinces Muslims that the West really is Islamophobic and is out to destroy Islam. It revives all these fears, and is a gift to extremists who want to recruit people. We simply cannot afford this kind of inaccurate, distorted view.


Q: You have spent your life studying religion. Do you find it offensive that people think that you don’t have credibility to talk about Islam?


A: When Muslims say that, yes. I wouldn’t have to do this if Muslims were out there. If Muslims feel that strongly about non-Muslims popping up and speaking, then let these critics of mine — let them speak to the American Congress. Let them try and speak to Western people in a way that Western people can understand. Then people like (American professor of International Studies and Islamic Affairs) John Esposito and me wouldn’t be necessary.


Q: So why do you think there aren’t any Muslims willing to talk?


A: I’ve explained to Muslims: "I can’t spend the rest of my life explaining your religion for you. There comes a time when it must be over to you". For the older generation, I think it’s just difficult for many of them. If you put your head above the parapet, it’s dangerous. If you’re a refugee from Iraq, for example, you don’t want to stand up in public unnecessarily, and be counted as saying this, that and the other. And I think the atmosphere in the US, especially after Sept 11, 2001 was so unpleasant and that’s why people would shrink from it. But people should try.


Q: Is it possible to have a multi-religious community or nation living peacefully? Or do you need secularism as a base or at its centre to make it work?


A: Under Islam in the past, there were harmonious communities living together, famously in Muslim Spain, which was unique. There’s nothing like it in the rest of Europe. Similarly, the first period of Jerusalem’s history was light years away from anything we have got today. (The caliph) Omar, when he conquered Jerusalem, brought the Jews back. They hadn’t been allowed to live there under Christian rule. And there was a Christian majority in Jerusalem until the time of the Crusades. It was known as the City of Dhimmis (non-Muslims).


Q: But these days, the Dhimmis believe that you would not be equal unless you are treated as equals.


A: Yes. The Dhimmi system wouldn’t work today. We don’t have the kind of economies that can support an egalitarian ideal. That’s important, too. It’s not just a question of us all becoming more civilised and nicer people — you need the economic basis for it. There must be absolute equality, one person one vote. And that is probably the best way of achieving (a harmonious society). But there’s always going to be tension.


Q: How would you advise a Muslim majority that it has to adjust the concept of a Muslim state?


A: This is one of the big questions occupying the Muslim world now, not just Malaysia. Because of the impetus in the Quran, how do you create a modern Muslim state? There is yet no solution. There are various models, and it’s a difficult thing. But just because it’s difficult doesn’t mean it’s not possible.

Q: More particularly since 9/11, Muslims have felt under siege from the non-Muslim world. Is this justified?


A: Yes. They are right to be afraid. If I were a Muslim in the United States, Europe or the Middle East, if I were Iraqi or Palestinian, I would feel besieged. And the way it is presented in the Western press, Islam is often very unpleasant. The difficulty is Muslims have got to be creative about it. Because when people feel they are being besieged, then up come the barricades.


Q: Muslims are reacting violently to things they disagree with. But while there are those who are politicised and willing to go out and make themselves heard, there are also those who live quietly.


A: Well, I have to say, the press is largely responsible for this. During the Danish cartoon crisis, a poll found that 97 per cent of youth were offended by the cartoons but they were also appalled by the violence of some of the protesters. And that voice was not picked up at all. Because it’s not news.


And that is what repeatedly happens. I saw it in New York after 9/11, when a fatwa was issued giving Muslims permission to fight other Muslims in the war against terror. That was not published in the New York Times, even though imam Faisal Rauf asked for it to be. You don’t get the moderate voice represented fairly in the media.


Q: Where does throwing a tantrum come from? When Muslims were objecting (during the Danish caricatures of the Prophet Muhammad), protesters were threatening to kill people.


A: Well, a few criminals do this. These people are not Muslims, they’re criminals, I’m sorry. The vast majority of Muslims are not threatening to kill anybody.


Q: How is it possible to find a Muslim voice that is going to reach out to people in a peaceable way?


A: There are plenty of them around. And if they don’t get the same media coverage as the others, that’s not their fault.


Q: You talk about the "militantly pious". How can "moderate Muslims" push forward compassion and justice? How do you speak above the cacophony of the militants?


A: The militant ones are a minority. Even those who might feel threatened by modernity — some would call them "fundamentalists" — only a tiny proportion would take part in acts of terror. What I would like to see is people finding more imaginative ways to speak to the non-Muslim world, to catch the imagination of the time and the media. This will take creativity.


Q: The problem is not just between Muslims and the West but also between Muslims and Muslims. There are Muslims who are, perhaps, insecure in their identities, and they are trying to push that forward.


A: Don’t think that Muslims are alone in having internecine quarrels. Muslims have the added difficulty of the so-called, misnamed, "war against terror". Culture is always contested. It’s always the case that some people have a different idea of how they want to see their country from the mainstream. You have to expect this and deal with it in a creative adult manner.


It’s no good trying to force people to do anything — that is un-Muslim. When you try to thrust something down someone’s throat, they will become more extreme and more belligerent. And so, on both sides, the problem escalates. The only way is for the so-called "liberals" to try to listen, really listen, to the fear and anxiety that lies underneath some of these hardline positions. These are anxieties that no society can safely ignore or avoid.


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Not that I am entirely relying on the non-muslims (or the so-called non-believers, infidels and so on) to relay the message about Islam but I feel that Muslims should not be taunted by it as long as they are being represented without discrimination and prejudism. Such was the impetus that has been upholded by Armstrong verbally and on her published materials. Speaking of a good da'ei (preacher) of comparative religion issues, unfortunately we have lost another great vocal fighter of Islam, Sheikh Ahmad Deedat who died of a long term illness in 2005. I was not sure whether Armstrong has ever met this eloquent and articulate man, this honourable Deedat herself, but if she had, it would be of an empowering connection.

Due to the highly sensitive nature, it is a common case whereby one reacts defensively whenever interfaith religion is brought up. Consequently, the whole debate will go on endlessly resulting in more harm than good. For example, a Muslim would naturally feel offended when a non-muslim says something out of his arse. However, little did the muslim realise that such reaction is a vice versa to a non-muslim when a Muslim speaks of his religion in a matter of presumptions based on the muslim's lack of knowledge of the other person's belief. Therefore, we do need people like Karen Armstrong who stands on the politically neutral side trying to convey the message without sounding too obtrusive or absentminded. I myself am most certainly feel uncomfortable having to listen to some angry people arguing on religion acting like someone devoid of knowledge. The next thing I would do is to "abandon ship" right away.


There were times when I have clearly made a mistake of making my non-muslim friends believe that like anyone who has embraced an "organized religion", I only picked on whatever qualities i like about Islam and failed to show the real beauty of it in order to justify some of my naughty behaviours. It was as if I dictated on what i want, and hoping that my non-muslims friends would find that Islam is actually quite a simple teaching really. No later after that, I felt like i am some sort of a certain cult preacher who personally interpretes religion according to the current world demands and trends or probably worse. My bad...my bad....Astaghfirullah hal-adzeem ( Forgive me O Allah the Mighty One) I quickly resort to Al-Quran , hadith and revising back about my own religi0n so as to not come up with more silly, misleading messages in the future. I have decided from that onwards to be extra careful next time i am faced with more queries on Islam.

The art of a good debate has been stated in the Quran (16:125):

Invite (all) to the Way of thy Lord with wisdom and beautiful preaching; and argue with them in ways that are best and most gracious: for thy Lord knoweth best, who have strayed from His Path, and who receive guidance.


Like Amstrong has said earlier and I quote: " When Muslims say that, yes. I wouldn’t have to do this if Muslims were out there. If Muslims feel that strongly about non-Muslims popping up and speaking, then let these critics of mine — let them speak to the American Congress. Let them try and speak to Western people in a way that Western people can understand. Then people like (American professor of International Studies and Islamic Affairs) John Esposito and me wouldn’t be necessary" - a clear reminder to us Muslims to be more prepared and stand strongly and united on what we believe with clear mind, endowed with a sea of knowledge, charms, people skills, positive aura and charismatic presentation that we are the total opposite of the terrorist propaganda that has been typecasted on us whether we are aware or not. From Hollywood to the mass media, the Muslims have been looked upon as the villains of the 21st century. Rather than jumping and screaming hysterically at such accusations, we need to self-reflect, equip ourselves with more knowledges and strengthen our economy to face the world challenges for future sustenance.

If the Jews have managed to learn to survive and have progressed immensely since World War II, why cant us Muslims? Forget about all those silly sectarian differences, petty issues including why Sharifah Amani has boldly shaved her head off to be in the Muallaf movie character, and so on, and focus on what is best for the ummah in the country and worldwide. Thanks to people like Yasmin Ahmad who dares to go beyond the comfort zone despite receiving loads of criticisms just because of her unorthodox messages. There are like 1.0 billions of us and yet, no matter what, things/history will repeat by itself. And i blame the culture, the traditions and the global propaganda for ruining the holy intentions. All we need is for more and more of us to shift out of the old paradigm, and do what we can to contribute for the sake of the ummah. If we want to earn the respect we seek, we must prove them wrong and justify our act with a clear conscience. After all, Islam is the embodiment of peace and hence its root word, salam which means peace.

Monday, June 11, 2007

Hat-trick winners of Roland Garros 2007

Congratulations to Justine Henin and Rafael Nadal for sealing a hat-trick win in this year's French Open (Roland Garros) in Paris, France.




Justine Henin, Women Single Champion




Rafael Nadal just could not contain his joy any longer



Nadal dropped himself the moment Federer's ball went out of the court: Ecstatic!




With this win, Nadal has managed to increase the winning gap between him and Roger Federer with the Spaniard acquiring 8-4 wins over the Swiss in 12 matches. He remains undoubtedly as the King of the Clay Court for another year.

Meanwhile, the 4th French Open win (the first win was in 2003 followed by the 3 consecutive wins from 2005 to 2007) was a really emotional one for Henin having gone through a series of ups and downs of her life for the past few months as reported on the BBC Sport. As such, the petite Belgian has dedicated her title to her family.

Wimbledon will begin soon and I am sure Roger Federer is collecting himself up for another round of Grand Slam match. He may no longer be able to achieve all Grand Slam titles having lost to Nadal at Roland Garros this year but he must work really hard nevertheless to redeem his number one ranking in the next two remaining Grand Slams : Wimbledon and Flushing Meadows.

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Glorious

ON Wednesday, 09 May 2007. Royal Albert Hall, here I was in my full graduation gown:







Nearly eight years ago, I wore a black robe for my 1st degree graduation at the University of Bradford.

And eight years ago, i blossomed and still continue to blossom till today. A late bloomer that I am.


My silent prayers has been answered.



Thank you, God!

Thursday, May 24, 2007

back from holiday

I've arrived safely yesterday and have been sleeping for almost 18 hours only to wake up for toilet breaks, shower, food, and woteva necessary including some few phone calls, important and some annoying ones (promo stuff on takaful laa, gym VIP pass la...ntahapehapentah...)

Friday, May 04, 2007

The long awaited break

Seriously, i've lost my mood to go to work for the past 2 weeks. I've done with marking my exam papers and so, all that I could think of is counting days towards the long, awaited break. Good thing I'm sharing the 2 subjects with 2 other lecturers and I've asked them to present the marking report on my behalf during our exam results vetting meeting soon.




Somehow, I still went to work like usual last week where we were given a Thursday off due to the new Agong Coronation day. And then, this week, another 2 working days off as a result of the two Public Holidays which fell on the same day: Labour Day and Wesak day. The momentum began to wane but I had to force myself out of my house and into my office despite not feeling like doing that at all.





Anyways, I'm leaving tomorrow night and will be away for 2 weeks. If i had the chance to blog wherever i am, I will do so.


But then, being inconsistent with updating my blog, I am sure you wont despair not seeing any entry for a while. So, I bid you all farewell and pray for my safe journey inshallah.


Picture above: A view from the old office.

Thursday, May 03, 2007

Beatles and John Lennon

My favourite Beatles song:

1. Hey Jude:





2. Love me do:







John Lennon's Imagine, one of the greatest songs of all time:






IN remembrance to the dream that i had with all the fab-four lads. Amazing how i could actually being literally sent all the way back when you four were famously known dressing in those jumpers (re: Love me do clips). I didnt think that hard to get into such dream but God made it happen. I got to speak to John himself and a little bit to each of the rest including Macca. Amazing how i got to see those rift moments between John and Paul as if I was actually really there. I am not some kinda big fan or anything but i do adore them and I have been silently admiring John Lennon himself. This dream occurred 3-4 years back and it was certainly one of the unforgettable dreams I have ever had in London. I remembered waking up in the morning getting ready to college all smiling and contented. It was surreal but it sure felt like magic.


To Babe, u've got a bit of Lennon's look.

To John Lennon, you died when I was a toddler. RIP dear (virtual) friend.

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Five Nostalgic Songs when I was Eighteen

WHEN I was 18, i listened to a lot of songs both the malay and english ones. I tried my best to keep track with many songs played on different radio stations. That was the time back in 1994 to 1995 when there were two prominent english radio stations: Times Highway Radio (THR) and Radio 4. And i think i was one of those who missed the starting era of Grunge music when I just got to learn about Nirvana after their main guy, Kurt Cobain died for over 6 months. Being a natural fan of hard rock music and glam rock, I did not take that long to begin immersing myself listening to Nirvana's music especially when one of my A-level college housemates was one of its big fan.



Eighteen was indeed the time when Grunge music mania were spread throughout the world. College and high school kids were thought to be cool when they were playing their cassetts on all sorts of english and american grunge bands in their walkman. While some of the glam-rock bands still managed to gain some popularity amongst the kids like Bon Jovi, GNR and Aerosmith, these rock kapak fans began to show off their likeness towards Grunge bands to get that included feelings. Such was a natural thing to do especially considering that teenage times were always more on the jumping on the same bandwagon and doing what was deemed cool among the majority. If u didnt know Nirvana, you were probably belonged to some ancient, totally uncool group. People talked about SoundGarden (my fav song back then from this group was Black Hole Sun), Pearl Jam and many other Grunge-influenced bands where many of them originated from Seattle, USA as if they knew those group members personally.


That was the time also when Mariah Carey got bigger and bigger (both her global success as well as her head, the pre-boob job and pre-sarong nangka period) and Whitney Houston was beginning to sink bit by bit heading for some rock bottom since her union with the troubled Bobby Brown.


I wasnt sure whether it was due to not much of airplay or those radio stations during my higher secondary school time only picked those rock songs which had a stronger local fan base like Metallica that I only learned about songs like Creep by Radiohead in the end of 1994 or so. It is still one of my favourite all-time grunge-punk song. That time too was my 1st time ever I got to listen to the whole Metallica:Black album. Prior to that, I only heard their two famous songs: Nothing Else Matters and Enter Sandman in 1991 on the radio.


Wait a sec....aaahh...yea, being someone who has spent all her lower and higher secondary school times in the boarding school and the fact that it imposed the law that we were NOT allowed to bring even a radio transistor to school had deprived me of such opportunity to follow any latest update on the international music scenes. The most i could get to listen to was during some radio playing in the Dining Hall (dewan makan) as well as at our school canteen. Somehow, they only chose to play Radio 1 on the sunday morning for the Pujaan 10 Nescafe, Radio Muzik every night and day and few other times they'd switched to Radio KL and Radio 3 Shah Alam. Everytime I got the chance to go back home or if it was a long term break, i'd hooked meself up to our home radio by tuning to radio 4. Apparently, that was the only 100% english broadcast radio station available during my secondary years. Pathetic huh? A-Level time and THR began its nationwide airplay. Unfortunately, both radio 4 and THR are now defunct. Good thing there are a lot of radio station choices around like Hitz.FM, Mix.FM, Light.FM, XFresh.FM and Fly.FM.


Between the year 1994 to 1995, compilation albums hit the market like some kinda plague. We had these music compilations of both malay and english songs whereby a cassette would offer a selection of all the top hits song around the year. You can get a mixed-masala compilations based on the radio hits or those albums dedicated to a certain type of music like The best of Alternative Songs of The Year or The Best Pop Songs of The Year and so on. It was also the time when Grammy Award song nominees were also featured in a special Grammy compilation. Movie OST (original soundtrack) were also very popular ever since The Bodyguard movie OST became one of the top sellers of the year (1992). You could even get a dangdut compilation album, which happened to be quite a popular choice among the middle-age crisis malay fellas.






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I was tagged by Pugly to choose ONLY five nostalgic songs during the time when I was eighteen. But only FIVE songs? I could do like more than 30 favourite songs, or songs that reminded me of a certain occassion , a certain trip, a certain feelings, teenage angst and rebellious streaks, and so on.

The tagged message goes something like this:


Blast from the past


The rules are simple:



  • Go to Pop Culture Madness site.

  • Pick the year you turned 18 years old.

  • Get yourself nostalgic over the songs that year.

  • Write something about how those songs affected you.

  • Pass it on to 5 more friends.


I reckon that I had better stick with the original rules and here is the list of the songs that reminded me much of the time when I was 18:





1. On Bended Knee: Boyz II Men




I can still remember almost all the lyrics by heart. On Bended Knee followed their huge success on their evergreen love songs like End of the Road and It's so hard to say goodbye to yesterday , just to name a few. The same year, their other song from the same album, I'll make love to you also became widely played but only much later did i realise the sensual effect of it. That doesnt mean that i wasnt aware of the lyrics' message as it did lead to some romantic imaginations and fantasies. This song reminded me of the few crushes I had during my A-Level studies and how I wish I could have a boyfriend or a guy who adored me. I had two admirers and went out with one of them when I was 17 yet nothing all through my 18 years old time.



2. Waterfalls: TLC



It's purely due to the funky sound of it and that amazing CGI videoclip. That time, I wished I had a body like them. I think that was mostly due to my inferiority complex feelings that had engulfed my mind leading me to think negatively of how i looked and so on during my teenage years all the way to the age of 22.

3. I Swear: All-4-One




The main jingle of the first 6 months of my A-Level years. Apart from that song, my A-Level housemates and I also listened to another two of the All-4-One hit songs: I can love you like that and So much in love. Nevertheless, I Swear was definitely the 1st song that reminisced the time when all five of us got to know each other and became a close clique.

4. Always: Bon Jovi




That was in the early 1995 that this song became a great hit in Malaysia. It was featured in the Bon Jovi first ever greatest compilation hit songs album called: Crossroad. This album was also the first Bon Jovi cassette I had and I really liked listening to most of the songs. I even bought the Crossroad videoclips compilation VCR due to my increasing affinity towards this glam rock band. I also had a crush on Jon Bon Jovi while one of my housemates developed a great fondness towards Mark Owen of Take That during those time. A year later, such crazy feelings has gone away and it left me with funny memories. On the contrary, that ex-housemate continued to nurture her feelings towards Mark Owen throughout the A-level years and it kept going on during her Undergraduate years.




5. Can you feel the love tonight: Elton John



This song was featured in the Disney's Lion King movie OST and instantly became one of the greatest hits in 1994. I actually find the song funny in the beginning what with Elton's emphasizing the word: vagabond.....However, after a while, I grew to love listening to it more and more and I still do. The lyrics said a bit about me when I was 18, of my struggle to overcome that inferiority complex feelings that seemed to hound me during those days. It didnt affect my personality per se but it did make me come up with silly thoughts and hypotheses as a result of making some physical comparisons with my sisters and girls around me. Consequently, I kept seeing myself as the unattractive being in a narrow scope. Alhamdulillah, I have managed to overcome such low feelings as I turned 23. I began to receive positive responses and growing attentions from men since then and improved social and people skills in general. It is amazing how wonderful life is when you learn about yourself more by identifying your weaknesses and strengths with a clear mind and how to manipulate them such that they would empower you in turn. In the hindsight, i really rejoiced those feelings of embracing myself inside out and knowing how to bring about and evoke my hidden potentials and so on.

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Now, I must decide on tagging another 5 people who may be kind enough to share their favourite old school songs with us and have yet to be asked to do so (within my knowledge that is) : Zura , Dr.Bubbles, Sir Gab, Abang Jin, Karina


Monday, April 30, 2007

Definitely sexist and chauvinistic pigs

If a man had premarital sex, it's almost likely that he can get away with it , but not a woman???? f*cking idiot this whole thing. Double standard definitely. And those women who are that bloody ineducated or too excited or i dunno, unaware of their body system maybe that they easily get pregnant when they did it? A lot of women know how to protect themselves from such unbecoming atrocity. However, thats not exactly my point here. I am more concerned on those women who have done it as a matter of mutual consent and then freaked out when it comes to marrying someone who did not know of her own past? Those who were raped, molested and so on are excused and I rest my case on them knowing that it happened beyond their power and willingness.

Please read the article below.


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By Alexandra Steigrad
Sun Apr 29, 9:49 PM ET


Muslim women in France regain virginity in clinics

PARIS (Reuters) -- Sitting in a cafe near the Champs Elysees, the 26-year-old French-born woman of Algerian descent looks like any other Parisian. But two months ago, she did something none of her friends have done.

She had her hymen re-sewn, technically making her a virgin again.

"I'm glad I had it done," said the woman, who spoke to Reuters on condition of anonymity. "I wanted to reconstruct part of my life, to reconstruct myself so that I could feel better about myself."

This 30-minute outpatient procedure, called "hymenoplasty" and costing between 1,500 and 3,000 euros ($2,000-$4,000), is increasingly popular among young women of North African descent in France.


No exact figures exist to say how many such operations are done, but the woman's surgeon says he gets three to five queries and performs one to three hymenoplasties each week. Demand has been rising for the past three or four years.

Doctor Marc Abecassis, whose office is near the chic Champs Elysees, sees the rise in religion among France's five million Muslims fuelling this trend. His patients are between 18 and 45 years old, Muslim, born both in France and in North Africa.

"Many of my patients are caught between two worlds," said Abecassis. They have had sex already but are expected to be virgins at marriage according to a custom that he called "cultural and traditional, with enormous family pressure."

For this woman, the decision to have the surgery came after she broke up with a boyfriend who had pressured her into having sex. Unable to cope with breaking family tradition, she felt a hymenoplasty would help put her life back together again.

Another of Abecassis' patients, a 22-year-old Algerian immigrant who asked to be called Karima, said most young women had the operation to respect their culture or family tradition, not for religious reasons.

In fact, neither woman is a practicing Muslim. They dress, speak and act like other young Parisians, but are also part of a growing silent group of women who juggle traditional Muslim and modern French values.

All the women who spoke to Reuters did so condition that their identities not be revealed.

DON'T DISAPPOINT THE FIANCE

Karima also lost her virginity to an ex-boyfriend. She plans to marry soon and her fiance expects her to be a virgin. So last month, she commuted in from an eastern suburb of Paris, where she lives with her parents, and had the surgery.

The next day she was back at work. "I don't want to disappoint my fiance," she said, adjusting her glasses and brushing her highlighted brown hair from her face. "I wouldn't have had the surgery if I hadn't met him."

A leading Muslim spokesman said Islam says bride and groom should be virgins before marriage, but did not take a clear stand for or against hymenoplasties.

"If someone committed a sin, the essential thing is to repent," said Lhaj Thami Breze, head of the Union of French Islamic Organizations.

For many doctors, resewing the hymen goes against their ideals of sexual freedom and personal liberty.

"The surgery is an attack on women's dignity," said Professor Jacques Lansac, president of The National College of Gynaecologists and Obstetricians of France. "We will not take part in a market that places value on the quality of a woman -- if she's good or not. It is an attack on women's liberty."

He also argued that any doctor who performed these operations at state hospitals violated France's legal separation of church and state.

The church-state issue flared up in 2004 when France passed a law banning religious garb, notably headscarves, from state primary and secondary schools.

Since then, Abecassis said, some Muslims in France have been putting much more emphasis on certain customs as a way of expressing their identity. "Today it's the two 'V's' -- veil and virginity," he said. "It's a social phenomenon."

Surprisingly, French social security reimburses some of the cost of the operation in cases of rape or trauma. "Ninety-nine percent of the time, the claim is a fraud," he added.

Still, Abecassis defended the operations and said he helped patients who could not pay his 2,500 euro fee. "This surgery gives them another chance," he said. "It's a rehabilitation. For many, it's the only solution."

ANOTHER PATIENT AWAITS

Sitting in the same cafe, a 19-year-old Moroccan studying in Paris who asked to be called Amel spoke just before her first consultation with Abecassis.

"I dated a boy when I was 15 and I didn't even realize what had happened," she said, referring to her first and only sexual experience. "I didn't understand what I did."

Her parents introduced her to a young man earlier this year, and they plan to wed when she returns to Morocco in June. But he would not accept a non-virgin, so she needs the operation soon.

Amel is scraping together the monthly allowance sent by her parents and emptying her savings account to pay for it. Two friends back home will lend her the remaining 1,000 euros.

"If my mother ever found out about this, she would have a mental breakdown," Amel said. "I don't want to have this surgery, but I don't have any choice."



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That guy definitely had sex before ....thats how they would find out and decide whether a girl is still a virgin or not by judging whether her hymen is well intact or not once the man performs the "dukhul" (arabic for intercourse). However, what the hell is this tradition if it just remained as tradition???? In islam, both men and women are punished equally for committing fornication, i.e. zina. If they are unmarried couple and are caught practising zina, the shariah court will decide that they get 100 canes each. And if they are adulterers, they get stoned to death. However, Islam also preaches forgiveness through unconditional repenting.

By the way, not all non-virgin women are that "loose" during penetration. The vaginal muscles will get intact after a long rest and through practising the right exercise that increases the tightness of it. Nevertheless, there are some women who are unfortunate enough to lose the muscle flexibility once the "damage" has been done.

Having said all that, I am not condoning the practise of the premarital sex. I just think all that bigotry, chauvinism and sexism that occur as a matter of preserving the whole virgin idea is totally tactless. They arent doing it for the sake of the religion. It's more of trying to be kind not to hurt the future groom's ego and inflate it even more once he thinks that his bride is untouched throughout her life and he's the first man ever to "discover" her. What a load of bollocks. Seriously!

Thursday, April 26, 2007

New Agong day and a volcano sightseeing


The thirteenth Agong, i.e. the Grand Sultan of Malaysia, Duli Yang Maha Mulia Seri Paduka Baginda Yang Di Pertuan Agong Tuanku Mizan, a sultan of Terengganu state of Malaysia has been installed, glorified, and officially invested this morning in a full Malay Sultanate Custom Practice at Istana Negara (National Palace), Kuala Lumpur.

It's one of the national traditions that one of the sultans from the 9 sultanate states will be elected as the Grand Sultan, The Yang Di Pertuan Agong to rule the constitutional government, National Ruler of Islam, opening and closing of the Parliament and in general, as the official Ruler of Malaysia for a five year period.

Tuanku Mizan is the second Agong to be crowned and glorified at a younger age below 50 years old (he is 47 this year) after the late Sultan of Perlis, AlMarhum Tuanku Syed Putra Jamalullail.
Speaking of coronation day, i tiba-tiba teringat Coronation Street. Not that i am a loyal follower of british soaps but heck, there was a time (sometimes laa when there's not much to watch on the telly and saje suka2 develop some interest in watching some lower middle class and working class british doing their best dramatic scenes, shouting, hanging out in their local pub and so on) when i did switch to Eastender (1st choice, on the basis of dwelling in london but a westender naturally ) and then Coronation Street, the oldest of all the soaps and still running after half a century with the same theme tune and those boring and gloomy Manchester weatherview from the rooftop.


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I went to Bandung last week. One of the must-see places there is the Mount Tangkuban Parahu (Sundanese words literally translated as perahu tertangkup in malay or in english a capsized perahu boat or an upturned wooden boat). It is located at the north of bandung, in the west provincial region in Java Island of Indonesia. It is thought to be a dormant volcano but is gradually gaining its active level day by day. We can actually smell the strong, pungent smell of sulfur, which is one of the indications that a volcano is still remaining active. Some whitish and yellowish smokes continuously emitting from that volcano crater too.



Tangkuban Parahu Volcano crater view from the top side.





Hello people, come and visit this famous volcano in Bandung.

This Tangkuban Parahu volcano is reported to have last erupted back in 1983, that was 24 years ago. In 2005, this area was closed due to a sudden increasing activity and bulding up of gases measured by the Javanese volcanologists as a result of the tectonic activity sensed at the Anak Krakatoa , another active volcano in the southern tip of the Sumatra Island.




* Next update, the blast from the past as tagged by Pugly.

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

some rock legends and robbie williams

Guns N'Roses (GNR) jamming on Patience. Slash playing with a real snake:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEzuC5UoM8g




GNR classic: November Rain. Axl Roses on the piano and Slash doing his classic solo guitar jamming in front of a church in the middle of a desert:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLUmz3ptLX0




Nirvana classic headbanging Lithium:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUUHNf0S5cA



Another huge signature Nirvana song: Smells like teen spirit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1Qdcdw22Sw




Aerosmith:Crying......and then there's alicia silverstone and stephen dorff in it...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yROJuGAY0KI




Robbie Williams' Rock DJ uncut. You've been warned. This is a VERY VERY CHEEKY and disturbing music video :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJ-MZUozWqE



Robbie William's first ever solo hit Angel back in 1997. That was the year I first stepped on the British soil. Hello Bradford, loadsa memories....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkZWqnIZk1A



Come on Robbie, forget that awful RudeBox. Compose yourself, clean up and be the entertainer that you are born to be!!!!

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Another one of the most cherished days



Alhamdulillah, i got promoted to a senior lecturer position under a new PhD graduate scheme. Normally you gotta undergo a PTK 3 before u reach such position. But alhamdulillah, since my university intended to practise a new policy, so here i am unknowingly to myself even, was made a senior. I dont think i am fully eligible for such position knowing that I still owe some papers for publications both for the local as well as the international journals. But alhamdulillah, after a long wait, i.e. 12 months, i think i do deserve it.



At Gunung Mat Chinchang summit, Langkawi Island, last year's aidil fitri, having reached there by the cable car. I was doing my best: I am the king of the world pose. Heck, I looked more like a giantess. But a sexayyy looking giantess indeed.



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That was me in summer 2004 with my postdoc-ex-officemate, Ming Fang at Royal Albert Hall (RAH) square:



Inshallah, this May 2007, I shall be there again for my long-awaited graduation ceremony. My college is right opposite to where I stand and RAH has served as the main hall for all the graduation ceremonies albeit becoming wholly-privatised few years back. It is part of the college's tradition as RAH was formerly a very close affiliate for soooo many years. This year too marked the centennial celebration of the college (click here) and I felt so honoured that I am gonna be part of the history by being there. From my humble beginning in the UK where i had my 1st british tertiary education at the University of Bradford in 1997, I have never forgotten my true aspiration to be part of Imperial College. And so, after attaining my 1st degree in Bradford, I moved on a step further and tried my luck by applying to pursue my PhD studies at Imperial. Alhamdulillah, I was accepted and I will never forget those feelings when i first registered myself as a student there. You can imagine a black choir in church singing : "Oh happy day" in the background. How jubilant indeed.

Somehow, I still believe that the saying :"the best thing comes to those who waits" works almost well enough for me. Nevertheless, I have added a few more words to it and now it becomes: "the best thing comes to those who waits with patience, perseverance, prayers and tawakkal".

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

King Khan of Bollywood

We grew to like him in Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge ( the good heart shall win the bride). Now, he follows a step closer to the Big Guy himself, Amitabh Bachchan (aka Big B) to be immortalised in a form of a wax statue at the world-famous london wax museum, Madame Tussauds. This man, Shah Rukh Khan (aka King Khan or SRK) has found his own niche to be the second hindi origin actor to be adorned by the visitors from around the world at the aforementioned wax museum.




Photo source: BBC

With reference to the picture above, guess which is the fake one? I'd say, both of them are their very own alter ego. While Shah Rukh Khan claimed that he is very much a regular guy in the real life, his fans would still look at him as one of the highest paid actors in Bollywood.

It goes to show that great talents aren't such a waste even if you are not the best looking guy ever graced the Bollywood scenes. I had to admit that i did enjoy many of his movies. Those signature whizzing before laughing, that stutters when he tried to look cute, sleek back combing hair style, eyebrow arching, and those dimples....Lets hope that he'll keep on selecting a good role to maintain his box-office movie ratings and hence, his revered status as one of the living Bollywood legends.


Saturday, March 31, 2007

Maulid-ur-rasool 1428 H


12 Rabiul Awal 1428 H, bersamaan 31 March 2007, Sabtu, hari memperingati kelahiran (maulid, that is the birth ) Nabi Muhammad Sallallahu Alayhi Wasallam.


Nasheed popular Maulidur Rasul in malaysia:


Junjungan Mulia


( 1 )
Tercipta satu lembaran sejarah
Di tanah suci Kota Mekah
Hari yang mulia penuh saa'adah
Bermulalah sebuah kisah


( 2 )
Malam isnin subuh yang indah
Dua belas rabiul'awal yang cerah
Dua puluh april tahun gajah
Lahirlah zuriat yang saa'adah


Abdullah nama bapanya
Siti Aminah ibunya
Riang gembira menyambutnya
Lahirnya putra yang utama


( ulang 1 & 2 )

Muhammad nama diberi
Gelaran yang terpuji
Nikmat Illahi sama disyukuri
Terima putra yang berbakti

( ulang 1 & 2 )

Keadaan yatim anak mulia
Lahirnya bawa cahaya
Alam derita jadi gembira
Terima junjungan mulia

( ulang 1 & 2 )


Translation to the nasheed:

It has been created this history,
At the holy land of Makkah
What a holy day full of happiness
This tale thus began.

On the Monday eve, on an enchanting dawn
On a bright day of 12 Rabiul Awal
20 April, in the Year of Elephant,
A child was born, such happiness

Abdullah was his father's name
Siti Aminah was his mother
Full of joy and happiness at his birth
On receiving a remarkable son

Muhammad was his given name
The most praised one that is the meaning
All were very grateful to Allah's blessings
On receiving a son full of good deeds

Raised as an orphan this holy son
His birth radiated lights
The gloomy world became glorious
On receiving the holy one



Zanji maulid:




Sallallahu Ala Muhammad
Sallallahu Alayhi Wassalam
Sallallahu Ala Muhammad
Sallallahu Alayhi Wassalam

Yaa Nabi Salaam 'alaika
Yaa Rasul Salaam 'alaika
Yaa Habib Salaam 'alaika
Salawaatu'llah 'alaika

Ashraqa'l Badru 'alaina
Fakhtafat Minhu'l Buduru
Mithla Husnika Maa Ra'aina
Qattu Yaa Wajhas-Suroori

Anta Shamsun Anta Badrun
Anta Noorun Fawqa Noori
Anta Ikseerun wa Ghaali
Anta Misbaahu's-Sudoori

Yaa Habibee Yaa Muhammad
Yaa 'Arusa'l Khaafiqayni
Yaa Muayyad Yaa Mumajjad
Yaa Imama'l Qiblataini

Man-ra'aa Wajhaaka Yas'ad
Yaa Kareem al-Waalidaini
Hawdhuka's-Saafi'l Mubarrad
Wirdunaa Yawm an Nushoori


Translation to the zanji:



May Allah's blessings be on Muhammad,
May Allah's blessings and peace be on him.
May Allah's blessings be on Muhammad,
May Allah's blessings and peace be on him


Salutations on you, O Prophet
Salutations on you, O Messenger of Allah
Salutations on you, O Beloved
Blessings of Allah be upon you.


A full moon rises over us
The other moon disappears
We never saw the like of your beauty
O face of gladness

You are the sun, you are the moon
You are light upon lights
You are gold and even more priceless
You are the light of hearts

O my beloved, O Muhammad
O star of east and west
O supporter, O praised one
O leader of both Qiblas

Whoever sees your face, gets happiness
O the kind one to both parents
Your clear and cool fountain
Is our goal on the Day of Reckoning





Monday, March 26, 2007

25th March: Elton John turned 60 and PDRM 200 years old



Her bitchiness, Sir Elton John, on the 60th birthday






May the queen of tart, bitches, drags, trannies, poofs and fairies, Sir Elton John be blessed with more love and happiness: with his love, David Furnish, more killer songs, lovely faux hairdo, flamboyant dresses and perhaps to remain as the only gay in the Windsor village (yeah, tell that to Daffyd (Matt Lucas) of Little Britain, that pompous and self-absorbed Welsh poof). He's still standing , still can feel the love tonight, still partying coz thats what friends are for....


For the man who sold more than 250 million records around the world, we salute you.
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200 years PDRM




The Royal Malaysia Police Force, or known locally as Polis DiRaja Malaysia, PDRM has just celebrated its 200 years anniversary. From what I was told by those policemen at Balai Polis Kajang, the 200 years was marked by the 1st police force brought over to Penang shore in 1807 by the British colonials (more on the history, click here). It was documented however that the Malay kingdom has formed a security force way before that, i.e during the Melaka Empire in the 14th century all the way to Johore and other states sultanates.

The PDRM symbol still embodies the British Empire symbol of the British Royalty Crown, similar to the Royal Malaysia Army force, TDRM.

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Times Featuring: London Calling

From Times OnlineMarch 13, 2007 (click here for article source)


London calling


It’s cool, classy, cosmopolitan — and it should secede from the UK. Business Editor James Harding on why London is the new capital of the world. Do you think he is right? Post your views using the form below James Harding (this part is meant for posting on The Times only).


A couple of years ago, a friend of mine bought a one bedroom flat in Chalcot Square in Primrose Hill, London NW1. He paid £480,000 — just less than one million dollars. As I was living in the States at the time and flabbergasted by the price, he explained: “Chalcot Square is the best place in Primrose Hill, which is the nicest part of London, which is the coolest city on earth.” Location, location, location. “This is the best property on the planet.”

In fact, he was a few miles off. The most prized piece of real estate on God’s green earth has a view of the Serpentine rather than of Joan Bakewell’s living room. The Candy brothers, two upmarket property developers, have started selling flats at Number One Hyde Park for £4,200 a square foot. That means £84 million — $164 million — for a nice, roomy apartment.

Why? Because London is, indeed, the coolest city on earth. The capital of the world. New York, like Paris, has become a mini-break destination, a playground for grown-ups who enjoy the same standard tourist menu: a walk around Central Park; a shopping trip in SoHo; an entertaining, if unsurprising, show on Broadway; and a very large steak.

The world loves a long weekend in New York but, these days, prefers to make its home in London. New York has the nostalgia, London the future. New York defines the metropolitan, London the cosmopolitan.

And the reason for this is that foreigners in New York are, always, just that. The city treats even its long-term residents from abroad as visitors, welcomed on to the cocktail circuit, perhaps even to a share of a house in the Hamptons, but never to the power-broking tables at the Four Seasons. “New York is always American,” says Bill Roedy, the American who has spent the past 15 years in the UK running MTV world-wide. “Like Paris is French, Moscow is Russian, New York is American.”

London, on the other hand, is passport-blind. It does not have the luxury of being the de facto capital of a continental economy. So, it is international: it treats its visitors as citizens, as players.

Consider Chelsea Football Club, owned by a Russian, managed by a Portuguese and made great by a striker from the Ivory Coast. The Yankees may sign up a third baseman from the Dominican Republic or a pitcher from Japan, but the management is born in Brooklyn.

The men who run two of Britain’s largest mobile phone operators — Vodafone and Orange — are US-educated Indians. The world’s biggest mining companies, run by an American woman and two Australian men, have their headquarters in London.

In January, Nicolas Sarkozy, the French presidential candidate, came to London to chase the votes of young advertising executives and derivatives traders who had quit Paris. Last week, the head of the Democratic National Committee’s fundraising efforts came to the British capital, too, eager to tap up American expats willing to contribute to the 2008 campaign.

The mandarins of New York are currently gripped by a bout of Woody Allen-style neurosis, fretting that the city’s stature as the capital of world capitalism is being sapped by London. Last year, Mayor Mike Bloomberg and the New York senator Chuck Schumer commissioned McKinsey, the management consultants, to examine why international financial business was drifting away from Manhattan. And it suggests that their paranoia is justified.

In business terms, London’s claim to be the world’s favourite marketplace is not just a boast, it’s a statistic: the report found that in the past five years international companies have not been choosing to list on the New York stock exchanges but to float their businesses in London. In 2001 the US accounted for 57 per cent of all stock market flotations over $1 billion — otherwise known as initial public offerings (IPOs). By 2006 this had fallen to 16 per cent. In the same period, Europe’s share of the world’s big IPOs had risen from 33 per cent to 63 per cent.

Small companies as well as big ones have been choosing London. The Alternative Investment Market, which is where start-ups tend to go to sell their shares in the UK, listed 870 new companies in the five years since 2001, while Nasdaq, the market for new ventures in the US, listed 526.

Just to be clear, IPOs account for only a fraction of the investment banking business. New York still has much more money flowing through it than London. The financial stock of America’s business capital, which means the amount of money that flows through it in shares, debt and bank deposits, was $51 trillion in 2005. In Europe as a whole it was $38 trillion.

But London has the momentum. “By any of a number of measures, New York still dominates,” says Jim Burton, who used to be in charge of one of America’s largest pension funds and moved to London in 2002 to run the World Gold Council. “But from the perspective of where financial business growth seems to be heading, London does have a ‘buzz’ . . . the Russian, Chinese and Indian business moguls are not flocking to New York. [London] seems like the more vibrant place to be.”

London already leads New York in some new and growing areas of business, such as certain kinds of derivatives. The big boom industry in US financial services over the past decade has been securitisation, which involves the pooling of different kinds of debt to be sold on to other investors. It is reaching saturation point in New York but just taking off in London.

The significance of the surge in new foreign listings in London is twofold. One, the growth in financial business these days is not home-grown but cross-border. Two, when a company comes to market it is not the end of a cycle of business, it is the beginning: new share issues, share buybacks, debt finance and mergers and acquisitions can all flow from that first IPO.

London’s financial workforce has been growing while New York’s has been shrinking — the City added 13,000 jobs between 2002 and 2005, expanding by 4.3 per cent to bring London’s total financial labour market to 318,000, while New York’s slipped back 0.7 per cent to 328,000. If the trend continues, at the end of next year there will be more people working in finance in London than in New York.

Wall Street has blamed the resurgence of London on regulation, immigration laws and the tax regime for foreign residents. There is some truth to this. After a spate of high-profile corporate collapses, Congress passed a set of new corporate governance rules known as Sarbanes-Oxley that made the whole business of operating a company in the US a lot more tiresome. Foreign companies used to consider a New York listing a badge of honour. In the past three years, many have come to see it as an unnecessary bother. They have come to London instead. (The UK has also done a good job of making the Financial Services Authority a selling point of doing business in London: while New York is governed by a rules-based regulatory regime in a litigious country that is susceptible to frivolous lawsuits, London’s regulators operate a principles-based system that has an altogether lighter touch.)

In the wake of the September 11terrorist attacks, Washington also tightened its borders. The visa restrictions have stopped many foreign scientists, mathematicians and economists from travelling to the US. The UK’s relatively open borders have become a competitive advantage. The tax regime in the UK has also played a part, but a less important one than many people think. The lenient treatment of nondomiciled residents — typically, very wealthy people who buy homes in the Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea but claim that their real “home” is elsewhere — has added to the lure of London. But, according to the private bankers at HSBC in St James’s, a Russian oligarch gets as good, if not better, tax terms in Moscow as he does in London.

But more than these technicalities, what matters is geography: London is the centre of the world.

From London it is possible to work a normal day and talk to Tokyo in the morning and Los Angeles in the afternoon. A businessman can get on a plane from Moscow and be in London in five hours, from Bom-bay in seven, even from Beijing in nine. This is one of the reasons why, over the past 25 years, London has turned itself into an international marketplace while New York has remained essentially a domestic financial capital.

The other factor is history. Since the late 1970s London, once the capital of a trading empire, has transformed itself into the hub of the foreign exchange markets. It became the place for European companies to borrow money, the home of the Eurobond. And in the past decade it has extended itself beyond the Continent to companies from India, Russia and China.

London’s restoration is fragile and Washington’s missteps compared with Westminster’s adroit handling of regulation and immigration have made a difference. But there is, if you like, some manifest destiny to London’s resurgence in the age of globalisation.

Deep inside the Bank of England there is a room where the directors meet around a huge, oval mahogany table. The Courtroom is, frankly, a vulgar neoclassical eyesore — but despite the pretentious opulence and faux history of the place, one thing is authentic: the weathervane.

High on the western wall of the room, this clock-face tells which way the wind is blowing. Historically, an east wind would bring the merchant ships up the Thames and, with them, a surge in business. A west wind would prompt the merchants to set sail and the bankers to rein in credit.

The point is that London has long been sensitive to the trade winds. More than that, it has been adept at exploiting changes in the tide and the climate for its own commercial gain. And in recent years it has swollen thanks to this openness to foreign merchants, who have sailed in because they are fed up with the pernickety, litigious culture in the US, or because the City is a short hop from their homes in Moscow and Bombay, or simply because they like the safety on the streets, the serenity in the parks, the quality of schools for their children and the choice of restaurants.

British cuisine, once a contradiction in terms, has become such a hot ticket that you need to book nearly a month in advance to eat a plate of offal at St John on the weekend.

London has qualities: geography, history, culture and, more than that, a grudging embrace of all comers. Within a short walk from Trellik Tower in West London you can find a coffee, a cheese sandwich and a custard pie from Lisbon that make you feel as though you are in a provincial Portuguese café; you can eat a plate of steamed dumplings from the Royal China that would satisfy a discerning Shanghainese; a steaming, home-cooked nabemono at Inaho that could come from the Ginza; not to mention a great Indian at Malabar, a fine Lebanese at Fairuz and all that groovy Asian fusion stuff at E&O in Notting Hill.

A weekend in London is like a world’s greatest hits of city living: an English breakfast at Tom’s on Westbourne Grove, a morning spent browsing vintage Americana on Portobello Road, an afternoon watching the best French footballers at Arsenal, Chekhov at the Royal Court or Puccini at the English National Opera, Irish oysters at Sheekey’s for dinner, then out clubbing with the Russians at Annabel’s or the royals at Boujis (I’m making this up now). The next morning, a Spanish string quartet at the Wigmore Hall, a proper Sunday lunch, then a sleepy stroll past the Renoirs at the National Gallery.

No question, all this takes money. A lot of it. Much more than most Londoners have. But the capital’s claim to global leadership is not, sadly, because it is an example of equality. In terms of equal opportunities and the income gap, London has nothing to crow about. It has an alarmingly high level of unemployment — 8 per cent — and the wealth gap is wide and widening.

It’s hard to say which personality, New Yorker or Londoner, is preferable — the ballsy versus the stoic, the gruff versus the curmudgeonly, the sharp-tongued versus the quick-witted. But the real difference between the two is this: New Yorkers come from the five boroughs; Londoners from the five continents. They are Poles, Pakistanis, Brazilians, Americans, Nigerians and more. There are, it is said, 300 languages spoken in London.

London is absurdly expensive. New Yorkers point out that the cost of living in their city is nearly half what it is here. Yet Charles Alexander, who is in charge of the UK operations of General Electric, America’s biggest company, says of his American colleagues in London: “They don’t want to leave.” They like the life, the schools, the style of the city.

None of this means that London’s future preeminence is predestined. Last month London First, which lobbies government on behalf of the city, convened a meeting of top bankers, lawyers and policymakers to consider how to respond to New York’s concerns about its competitiveness — for the Bloomberg/Schumer report was not so much an exercise in self-doubt as a political manoeuvre to ensure the repeal of much of the Sarbanes-Oxley legislation and a loosening of the visa restrictions. The Big Apple is going to bite back.

Bob Wigley, who runs Merrill Lynch in London, was at the meeting. His chief concern, he says, is complacency. London needs to worry about its transport infrastructure (in particular the long-stalled construction of Crossrail); it needs to be vigilant about its tax regime and defend its system of regulation. But, more than that, Wigley gives warning that “London needs to look east, towards the competition coming from Dubai, Singapore, Hong Kong”.

Many see the real test of London’s future in its ability to cement commercial relationships with countries to the east of Europe — in particular, to make it the destination of choice for companies from India and Russia. But if the City can replicate what it has done for Europe in the subcontinent and the former Soviet Union, then its place as the world’s capital of free capital will be assured for a long time to come.

In September 2002, Paul Auster wrote in The New York Times about his city’s relationship with the rest of the country: “Alone among American cities, New York is more than just a place or an agglomeration of people. It is also an idea.” New York is the de facto capital of America and still a beacon to people around the world. But London has become an idea, too, and not as a refuge for huddled masses but as the most desirable address for global elites. For them, the argument between New York and London is done. They are just left quibbling over the preferred postcode: NW1 or SW1, Regent’s Park or Hyde Park.

Time for passports to Pimlico?

We Londoners are such a humble, self-effacing lot that it would never cross our minds to mention the unthanked-for kindnesses that we do the people of Britain every day.

But if the provincials get too sniffy about London and those absurd politicians keep on insisting that the Palace of Westminster should be moved to Bradford, then there is an answer: secession.

After all, Londoners give the provinces much more than the provinces give Londoners. The capital generates about £80 billion a year in taxes, and roughly £18 billion of that goes to support the rest of the country. So if Londoners were feeling particularly bumptious, they could start running an advertising campaign to ram the message home: a billboard in Burnley that read: “Your hip replacement — brought to you by the kind, hard-working people of London.” Or a TV ad in Exeter with the voiceover line: “Primary school education for your children — made possible by the diligence and innovation of those selfless people in the City.”

Indeed, we could go further. London has accounted for 20 per cent of the UK’s economic growth in the past decade. And when companies have moved their headquarters to the capital, they have chosen London over Paris or Frankfurt, or perhaps Madrid. They haven’t chosen London over Birmingham or Manchester. The location of big businesses to the City means that back office and auxiliary work is likely to go to some of the UK’s other cities. So there’s another line of possible advertising: “Good morning, Manchester — your jobs courtesy of London’s leadership.”

Of course, this may not go down that well and, having infuriated the country, Londoners may have little choice but to secede and become a city state that continues to operate in sterling while the rest of the country — the manufacturing hub — switches to the euro.

Some outside London may rather like this. They may suspect that they are currently being punished, in higher interest rates and taxes, for the excesses of London house prices and pay rises. And, free of its obligations to the rest of the country, London could finally get on with paying for what it so dearly needs: 1) proper investment in a functioning transport system, which means an upgrade and expansion of the Tube and a commitment to build Crossrail. 2), proper attention paid to the high unemployment rate in the capital and the stubbornly low levels of education in the city. And, 3) more affordable housing. Long live the People’s Republic of London. JAMES HARDING

The view from the North

London is a fantastic city. No one would argue with that. But it is also an arrogant, pampered and bloated city which has had all the odds stacked in its favour for decades and, actually, should be much better than it is.

Ah, but this is the trouble, you see. Criticise London as a northerner and everyone has you down as a chippy clog-wearer who eats coal for breakfast and is blinded by envy. But answer me this: if London is such a fabulous place to live, why does everyone always look so miserable? If it is so cultured, why do adults seem to have only two topics of conversation: 1) the awfulness of its state schools, and 2) the size of their mortgages?

The idea that London would be better off without the rest of the country is deluded. Why do so many young people flock there? It’s not because they want to pay £300 a week to rent a tiny room in a shared flat, but because this country is so Londoncentric that they have no option if they want good jobs. London is a succubus, drawing the talent out of the provinces — but many people, once they have children, can’t wait to get out.

London needs to realise that if Britain was like other countries, such as Spain and Italy, where provincial cities are not patronised, it might fare less well.

And it had better watch its back. The provinces are getting cooler and richer, so that, culturally at least, London is becoming less relevant. I won’t even dwell on that fact that the North West has produced the best pop music for the past 20 years. Or that it leads the field in comedy talent. Or that, proportionately, the number of new millionaires is rising faster there than in London. Suffice to say that the landscape is changing. CAROL MIDGLEY

‘NY is cheaper and more convenient’

The Londoner in New York Vicky Ward

Recently I had dinner with three British girlfriends at a bistro in the West Village in Manhattan. We were Amanda Foreman, the historian; Abigail Asher, a film art consultant; and Joanna White, a TV documentary-maker.

We are all married working mothers and have lived in New York for years now — Abigail for 20, myself for ten, Amanda probably for eight. Joanna has lived here on and off since she was 15. The inevitable question cropped up: would any of us return to England?

The consensus was: “Don’t be absurd.” New York is such a convenient city — everything is a five-minute walk or a 15-minute taxi ride away. And far cheaper than London. Ready-cooked meals arrive in five minutes; dry-cleaners collect and deliver your clothes the same day. Hairdressers come to your house. Computer technicians swing by to fix your e-mail. The pharmacies deliver cough drops for my children; and my new best friend Charles, the chief sales assistant at Ralph Lauren, sometimes drops off sale-reduced sweaters for me to try on at home if he thinks that I’m too busy to visit the store, which is all of two blocks away.

Don’t get me wrong. We all miss various aspects of England. I get a lump in my throat when I see photographs of friends’ children in wellies, playing in soggy fields.

Yet the irony is that London today seems vibrant and cosmopolitan thanks in large part to US influences, from Nobu to Starbucks.

London Fashion Week is slowly getting more ink, but the major British designers Luella Bartley, Matthew Williamson and Alice Temperley still have no choice but to show here. Wall Street money may be relocating to London; fashion and entertainment dollars are not. And even Wall Street dollars aren’t rushing that fast. London may have lots of investment banks and hedge funds but they are all branch offices. New York is HQ.

I have a feeling that Mayor Bloomberg will soon be retracting his comments about why London could replace New York as the centre of the world — and here is why.

What many Londoners might mistake for a failing in the Big Apple is one of New York’s greatest strengths: we have Haitian and Bangladeshi taxi drivers; yours are all English. London cannot shake its British habits.

New York is a genuine melting-pot, while London is several cities coexisting uncomfortably , like a bag of stoats. English London has very little to do with Russian London or American London or Arab London; stately-home England has very little to do with aspirational England. New York, by contrast, has such a powerful personality that it subsumes your other attachments and makes you something more: a New Yorker.

For all the hand-wringing in Davos and elsewhere about the evils of “income disparity”, at least in New York our billionaires pay taxes. A Russian resident not “domiciled” in London need give nothing back to the city.

Our mayor is a brilliant businessman and philanthropist; yours is not. And in New York, a true meritocracy, our billionaires underwrite the building of dozens of schools and libraries each year through charities such as Robin Hood, where wealthy board members pay all the administrative costs so that every penny raised goes to eradicating poverty in the city. Come, tired and poor and yearning — work; succeed; give back.

The other evening my husband and I attended a gala dinner to raise funds for the British Memorial Garden, a monument to honour the 67 British victims of the 9/11 terror attacks and to celebrate the friendship between the US and Britain. New York City’s Parks Commissioner, Adrian Benepe, said that New York had much to thank the British for, chiefly the fact that without them “we’d all be speaking Dutch”. Now, perhaps, London could learn a few more words from us.

Vicky Ward is a contributing editor to Vanity Fair

London has endless possibility’

The New Yorker in London Erica Wagner

I had a small dinner party on Saturday, so I headed off to Borough Market to shop. A bus along the sunny Thames to London Bridge and then in the thick of it, stalls selling everything delicious that you could imagine eating and more.

I bought gravadlax, Old Spot bacon and unpasteurised cheese; I bought steamed puddings and custard and I had coffee, standing on the cobbles, from the Monmouth Coffee Company. I was in heaven.

I headed home to make my supper; one of my guests was coming from Paris, which you might think was a big deal — but then it’s only two hours away by train, isn’t it?

Of course, London isn’t perfect. Borough Market is under threat from Network Rail (www.sabmac.co.uk — please sign the petition), and it’s fair to say that if I’d been in New York City I could have done my shopping at the Greenmarket in Union Square. But — and don’t get me wrong, I adore New York — it wouldn’t have been the same thing. And, yes, my friend could have come from Paris, too, but I reckon jet-lag might have taken the sparkle out of his conversation.

I left New York when I was about 18; I came to Britain to go to university and never went back home, as I admit I still think of it. I moved to London more than 12 years ago and don’t see myself leaving anytime soon.

There are many things about New York that I miss. I miss the Brooklyn Bridge. I miss Nathan’s hotdogs on the boardwalk at Coney Island. I miss the subway, which is cheap and clean and runs all night. I miss coffee cups that say It’s Our Pleasure to Serve You! in faux-Greek script, and I miss the Staten Island Ferry, which now doesn’t cost a dime. There are times when I wonder what the world and his wife are on about when they hymn the superiority of dirty old London over any other city. Not long ago there was a travel piece in The New York Times advising visitors to London on how to get a taste of the vibrant nightlife: go to Leicester Square, said the writer, at 11.30 on a Friday night. You what? Rejoice at the streets awash with puke! Chortle as you take a stinking night bus home! I ask you, as they say in New York.

And yet: here I am and here I remain. For London, as the great city’s great biographer, Peter Ackroyd, would tell you, allows of everything. In its disorder, in its sprawl, in its clutter and mess and ramshackle air, there is a sense of endless possibility, of secrets ever to be discovered. I don’t love London in the way I love New York, but London never ceases to fascinate me, perhaps because I know that I’ll always be a stranger here. But maybe everyone is a stranger in London; only London truly knows itself.

It fascinates me the more as it has changed over the years. They say now that London has the best restaurants in the world; I suppose that depends on what you are looking for and what your price range is. But it’s not Gordon Ramsay or Richard Corrigan that make me love London. It’s the breadth and spread of the place, its oddness, the fact that it is a city where wealth and poverty still coexist.

When I go back to New York I have a sense of a place that is now almost segregated by wealth. The Upper West Side, where I grew up, would no longer be affordable to people such as my parents were when I was growing up. Of course, London “gentrifies” too: the East End, where I live, has changed immensely since we moved there ten years ago. Yet to me London is still more socially mixed than New York; it’s harder to make assumptions about others, and people are more likely to have a wide, strange variety of friends than to move in small, safe circles.

London is a dainty place, a great and a gallant city; all the streets are paved with gold, and all the folk are witty . . . So goes a song I learnt years before I came here; and now I know it was sung with some irony a couple of centuries ago. But only some. I am glad to be a New Yorker — a New Yorker who lives in London.




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Manal's own point of views:

I do miss London. I have like a bucketful of reasons why it's my second home after Malaysia (Bangi and Kuala Lumpur). One of them is that my mojo is definitely stronger there. Oh ok...and the myriad attribute of the city where there's always slums coexist with the posh areas, more races from around the world live in one big city, variety of food, clothes and shoes that I know i can fit in them almost perfectly, the unpretentious dirty areas, the different moods it offers every time u reach to a certain borough or zone, the narrow streets and what lies at every corner, the competitive transport network that allows u to cross the british isle's boarders into neighbouring continents, it's where almost every world religion is permitted to have and to build a worship centre at a significant size, bizzarre alleys, inhabitants dressing sense from the expensive boutiques to the council flats hippies, where punk still lives on, the many bridges from east to west, the funny feelings to see familiar strangers among the malay/malaysian communities where the integration is formed gradually and many2 more...I've been to many parts of the world, yet it seemed as if london gives me some breather, and kuala lumpur the haven for delicious halal food (asian, far east, middle east, western, woteva u name it, it's served halal).

I could go on and on, but lemme just do them bit by bit, little by little.